ADVENTURERS by Z.H. Gill

ADVENTURERS by Z.H. Gill

Yo ho ho, adventurers, but beware: Poisonaut Buccaneers are pillaging the Indigo Coast! But Quartermaster Zabbrock’s informant has the coordinates to their secret base…Can you weather the pirate lair’s toxic traps? Damnèdfall Ship Grave is now open to bands of powerful and well-equipped adventurers! [Welcome to Version 2.32 – Full patch notes available online.]

[Family filter is TURNED OFF.]

[1. Auroradread Mountains – General] [Fabianette]: lfg heroic auroradread sepulcher looking for two more (cc + heals)

[Order] [Evanstone]: yessssssssss

[Order] [Evanstone]: almost friday bb!!!

[Order] [Rivola]: friday the 13th even!!!!!!!!!

[Order] [Aizar]: ki ki ki ma ma ma

[Order] [Rivola]: ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ

[Order] [Evanstone]: that supposed to be a knife

[Order] [Evanstone]: ?

[Order] [Rivola]: yes lmao

[Order] [Aizar]: hehehe

[Order] [Rivola]: im gonna get a tattoo tomorrow 

[Order] [Evanstone]: are those interrelated

[Order] [Aizar]: freshman 

[Order] [Evanstone]: wat???

[Order] [Evanstone]: shit up lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: *shut

[1. Auroradread Mountains – General] [Fabianette]: lf cc & heals heroic sepulcher then g2g. come on ppl 

[Order] [Aizar]: its a thing

[Order] [Rivola]: ya like 99.99% tattoo parlors have good good deals on flash every friday 13th 

[Order] [Rivola]: you cant get anything crazy/color (usually) but you can get a cool lil piece for like $40 or 50 

[Order] [Rivola]: its fun. my left leg is all friday the 13th pieces

[Order] [Evanstone]: how many

[Order] [Rivola]: tomorrow will make it 5

[Order] [Aizar]: gratz

[Order] [Rivola]: ty lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: i want a tattoo i think

[Order] [Aizar]: when you grow up

[Order] [Evanstone]: shit up

[2. Auroradread Mountains – Social] [Mikky]: any1 in auroradread mountains rn watch new aot ln? shit was tite

[Order] [Evanstone]: I want a tree tattoo

[Order] [Evanstone]: in color on my back 

[Order] [Rivola]: botanicals are cool. big tree would look nice there. lots of really good artists specialize in botanicals 

[Order] [Rivola]: what kind of tree

[Order] [Evanstone]: southern live oak

[Order] [Evanstone]: the one right outside my window more specifically

[Order] [Aizar]: cute

[Order] [Rivola]: that would be sick tbh 

[Order] [Rivola]: do u like american traditional? 

[Order] [Rivola]: i wanna get a tiger american traditional

[2. Auroradread Mountains – Social] [Mikky]: rly? nobody here watchin aot?

[2. Auroradread Mountains – Social] [Boneblade]: jesus christ shut up dude

[2. Auroradread Mountains – Social] [Fabianette]: lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: tiger would be cool. or snake 

[Order] [Evanstone]: my dad is so so against tattoos but idrc 

[Order] [Aizar]: daddy would be SO upset

[Order] [Evanstone]: dude shit up 

[Order] [Rivola]: lol shes just messin dude

[Order] [Aizar]: it is my nature

[Order] [Rivola]: it means she loves you

[Order] [Aizar]: lmao it does

[Order] [Evanstone]: it better

[Order] [Johngarden]: watch the AOE

[Order] [Johngarden]: stay out of the cloud thing

[Order] [Aizar]: keep it in party chat jg

[Order] [Johngarden]: LOL oopsie 

[Order] [Rivola]: not on voice?

[Order] [Johngarden]: none of em have mics 

[1. Auroradread Mountains – General] [Fabianette]: lf one more heals for heroic sepulcher then good to go

[Order] [Evanstone]: how long til youre done jg? wanna do a few colosseum queues with me?

[Order] [Johngarden]: theoretically i would but it might be a bit

[Order] [Johngarden]: these creeps are fuckin TERRIBLE—we have almost wiped 3 times

[Order] [Aizar]: what you running?

[Order] [Johngarden]: heroic eggmine shafts with randos 

[Order] [Johngarden]: awful spiritualist for heals who im pretty sure is a scientologist IRL

[Order] [Aizar]: lmao

[Order] [Rivola]: how do you know theyre a scientologist? 

[Order] [Johngarden]: l ron hubbard quote in their biotab 

[Order] [Johngarden]: this is copypasted Men who know are secure and men who do not know believe in luck. – L. Ron Hubbard

[Order] [Aizar]: thats so menacing 

[Order] [Evanstone]: open & shit 

[Order] [Evanstone]: godamit lol 

[Order] [Rivola]: you should macro “shut”

[Order] [Aizar]: he is hopeless lmao

[Order] [Johngarden]: JFC just wiped for real

[Order] [Evanstone]: which boss get you?

[Order] [Johngarden]: breeding priest

[Order] [Rivola]: nasty guy

[Order] [Johngarden]: need to dump some shit at the auction house but then i will do colosseum queues evan 

[Order] [Evanstone]: dope

[Order] [Johngarden]: i have to take a pegasus from thorntally pub so

[Order] [Johngarden]: still gonna be a bit 

[Order] [Evanstone]: i figured dw 

[Order] [Aizar]: JG can i ask you something

[Order] [Johngarden]: uhhhhh 

[Order] [Johngarden] i guess 

[Order] [Johngarden]: i mean yes LOL just riffing i am just sitting here 12 min on the pegasus timer YEEHAW I LOVE THIS GAME 

[Order] [Johngarden]: but if i take a while to answer its cuz im pissing 

[Order] [Rivola]: sicko

[Order] [Johngarden]: what do you want to ask me 

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Zybaz]: There is a group of 3 goblins in tier 5 gear camping Sepulcher summoning circle. I would jump on my alt but she is on the other side of the continent. Anyone who can help please help.

[Order] [Johngarden]: ?

[Order] [Evanstone]: lol i bet she went afk 

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Gool]: omw 

[Order] [Johngarden]: ?

[Order] [Evanstone]: lol

[Order] [Rivola]: she played you

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Jubillince]: coming with 2 more 

[Order] [Aizar]: lmao sorry, negotiating for ore 

[Order] [Aizar]: 1 min pls

[Order] [Johngarden]: JFC

[Order] [Johngarden]: i am gonna have a panic attack

[Order] [Evanstone]: jg…i might have to bail…

[Order] [Johngarden]: fuck no please please i need a dub 

[Order] [Johngarden] i need a cool clean dub after what I just went through 

[Order] [Johngarden]: I land in 7 minutes will put my stuff in the bank and jump right into queues with you 

[Order] [Johngarden]: PLEASE

[Order] [Evanstone]: my sister is screaming at me to use the computer

[Order] [Evanstone]: she has an assignment

[Order] [Aizar]: hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[Order] [Johngarden]: IT CAN WAIT 

[Order] [Evanston]: she says its due tomorrow

[Order] [Aizar]: better get going buddy

[Order] [Rivola]: this is sooo classic

[Order] [Evanstone]: i really do have to go sorry jg

[Order] [Evanstone]: keoki said earlier hes coming on tn so try him

[Order] [Evanstone]: i owe you

[Evanstone] has gone offline. 

[Order] [Johngarden]: COME ON

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Zybaz]: Thank you to all who answered. Goblins retreated. 

[Order] [Johngarden]: :/ 

[Order] [Rivola]: :’(

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Gool]: no theres still one camping hill behind pegasus master

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Gool]: ganking anyone who lands or tries to fly out

[3. Auroradread Mountains – Defense] [Jubillince]: omw back

[Order] [Aizar]: actually this is good, i can ask you my question with no distractions

[Order] [Johngarden]: o.O

[Order] [Johngarden]: well????????

[Order] [Johngarden]: seriously what is it

[Order] [Aizar]: i wanted to know what actually went down in goldriders

[Order] [Johngarden]: oh wow 

[Order] [Johngarden]: not what i was expecting

[Order] [Aizar]: what were you expecting? lmao 

[Order] [Johngarden]: not that

[Order] [Rivola]: whats goldriders? rings a bell

[Order] [Aizar]: before your time

[Order] [Johngarden]: biggest order here during vanilla for a while

[Order] [Aizar]: they fell apart before 1.5 like most of the big orders did

[Order] [Aizar]: and not to put him on blast but JG was an officer in it at the end 

[Order] [Johngarden]: lol

[Order] [Johngarden]: loukinn resubbed actually

[Order] [Aizar]: thats why i wanted to know

[Order] [Aizar]: i kind of knew him i heard he was playing again 

[Order] [Johngarden]: i gave him some silver he got locked out of his original account 

[Order] [Rivola]: dang thats not like you lol 

[Order] [Rivola]: who is he

[Order] [Aizar]: his dad was torinheart the goldriders CM and he was a high officer

[Order] [Johngarden]: but they dont live together IRL. game was like their bonding activity

[Order] [Johngarden]: dont spread this stuff OK?

[Order] [Aizar]: I won’t 

[Order] [Rivola]: ofc

[Order] [Johngarden]: well what i heard is they never got mediator approval to play together 

[Order] [Johngarden]: loukinn playing with his dad violated his parents custody agreement LOL

[Order] [Johngarden]: i mean…not LOL

[Order] [Johngarden]: u know what i mean, its just crazy

[Order] [Aizar]: yea

[Order] [Aizar]: dang……

[Order] [Johngarden]: there were other {big}issues with goldriders leadership but yeah the mom was reallly angry at pinnacle (thats lous dad) I think he was not so nice to her and in the end a fuckin judge said they couldnt play together and it cascaded from that

[Order] [Aizar]: god

[Order] [Rivola]: (,) 

[Order] [Aizar]: thats rly depressing

[Order] [Johngarden]: obvi IDK them in the flesh so maybe they are real losers IRL but they have both been super nice on here so its all very sad to me 

[Order] [Rivola]: what was the dads characters name?

[Order] [Aizar]: he said alreadt

[Order] [Aizar]: pinnacle

[Order] [Rivola]: thats a funny name

[Order] [Johngarden]: TBH pretty badass no???

You have entered channels [1. Broodburgh City], [2. Broodburgh Trade,] [3. Broodburgh Defense].

[2. Trade] [Eleff]: 250g for a single stack??????????? lick my chode u conartist bitch

[Order] [Johngarden]: ok finally landed if anyone else wants to do queues 

[2. Trade] [Cherryhouse]: emphasis on ‘artist’

[2. Trade] [Eleff]: reported u fuckin bitch

 

Sleigh bells ting and ling throughout the Dueling Kingdoms, which can only mean one thing: Snow Festival is here! Adventurers drop their weapons out of holiday compassion…for now…[Welcome to Version 2.36 – Full patch notes available online.]

[Family filter is TURNED OFF.]

[Order] [Rivola]: are you going anywhere for xmas?

/leave city

/leave trade

/leave defense

[Order] [Johngarden]: disney. for new years

/join craft syndicate

You have entered channel [4. Craft Syndicate].

[Order] [Aizar]: lol rly?

[Order] [Johngarden]: yea not my choice

[Order] [Rivola]: anaheim??

[Order] [Johngarden]: florida

[4. Craft Syndicate] [Frogg]: you provide the mats, i charm your shit: level 350 charmer grinding to master level 50—TIPS APPRECIATED BUT NEVER DEMANDED

[Order] [Aizar]: im going to my aunts in eugene

[Order] [Johngarden]: fun?

[Order] [Aizar]: yeah out of her and my mom shes the cool sister

[Order] [Rivola]: whatre you gonna do lk 

[Order] [Rivola]: if you dont mind me asking

[Order] [Loukinn]: ofc dont mind

[Order] [Loukinn]: staying with my mom. shell drink and weep till she passes out im guessing lol

[Order] [Loukinn]: ill prolly do colosseum queues while watchin like event horizon or the terminator or sumthin. also i downlowded clive barkers undying

[Order] [Johngarden]: OH SHIT thats a goodass game

[Order] [Johngarden]: underrated even

[Order] [Aizar]: doesnt sound so bad

[Order] [Loukinn]: itll be nice

[Evanstone] has come online. 

[Order] [Aizar]: merry merry biotch

[Order] [Evanstone]: hola gubnuh

[Whisper] [Loukinn]: u got a sec to chat jg

[Order] [Evanstone]: what i miss

/r Loukinn: ofc

[Order] [Rivola]: were talkin holiday plans

/r Loukinn: isnt that what were doin? 

[Whisper] [Loukinn]: heh

[Order] [Evanstone]: hmmmmmmmm

[Order] [Aizar]: ?

/r Loukinn: whats up 

[Hereward] has come online.

[Order] [Evanstone]: who?

[Whisper] [Loukinn]: actually brb lmao

[Whisper] [Loukinn]: lets chat later

[Loukinn] has gone offline. 

[Order] [Hereward]: gm

[Order] [Aizar]: ?

[Order] [Hereward]: ?

[Order] [Evanstone]: are you like 

[Order] [Evanstone]: in like honolulu or something

[Order] [Hereward]: gm just sumthing u say

[Order] [Evanstone]: its 9pm where I am

[Order] [Evanstone]: when did you join up

[Order] [Aizar]: evan lmao

[Order] [Evanstone]: wut

[Order] [Aizar]: relax

[Order] [Evanstone]: wat???

[Order] [Rivola]: i invited them

[Order] [Rivola]: we did gore plateau 

[Order] [Hereward]: i know my gore plateau 

[Order] [Evanstone]: are you somebodys alt

[Order] [Hereward]: ofc 

[Order] [Hereward]: aint we all

[Order] [Johngarden]: i think what my friends asking here is actually have we met already

[Order] [Evanstone]: ya that

[Order] [Aizar]: i promise it isnt always like this in here

[Order] [Hereward]: lolol

[Order] [Hereward]: its ok

[Order] [Hereward]: dont think weve met

[Order] [Hereward]: nice to meet u all 🙂

[Order] [Johngarden]: likewise 

[Order] [Rivola]: dude can play

[Order] [Hereward]: if u ever wanna do heroics i kno my shit 

[Order] [Aizar]: nice to meet you man 

[Order] [Evanstone]: ya

[Order] [Hereward]: dont worry i am l33t af 

[Order] [Rivola]: lol

[Order] [Rivola]: (he rly is good fr…)

[4. Craft Syndicate] [Frogg]: you provide the mats, i charm your shit: level 350 charmer grinding to master level 50—TIPS APPRECIATED BUT NEVER DEMANDED

[Order] [Johngarden]: …you wanna do eggmine shafts??

[Order] [Hereward]: wen

[Order] [Johngarden]: …now?

[Order] [Hereward]: cant rn

[Order] [Hereward]: just logged in 4 dailys 

[Order] [Hereward]: kids coming over 

[Order] [Aizar]: you got kids?

[Order] [Hereward]: 1

[Order] [Hereward]: my son

[4. Craft Syndicate] [Wolj]: selling ingots in bulk

[Order] [Evanstone]: i wish i had a son

/w Woli: can you do 200 for 1000 

[Order] [Aizar]: hehehe

[Whisper] [Wolj]: 150 for 1000

[Order] [Hereward]: he lives w his gma half the time. his moms mom

[Order] [Hereward]: his moms stationed at aafb. he didnt want to go 

[Order] [Hereward]: tbh im glad he didnt 

[Order] [Hereward]: i love my kid

/r Wolj: meet in the middle? 

[Order] [Rivola]: awww

[Order] [Evanstone]: good

/r Wolj: 175 for 1k?

[Whisper] [Wolj]: ok i can swing that

[Whisper] [Wolj]: meet in front of the post office. need 15 min to get there

/r Wolj: sounds good, thanks very much dude 

/r Wolj: seeya in 15

[Order] [Hereward]: im 17 btw

[Order] [Aizar]: thats ok. we don’t judge here

[Order] [Aizar]: maybe evan does but hes like 15 just fyi

[Order] [Evanstone]: im just jealous

[Order] [Rivola]: lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: like i said i want a kid…boy of my own…maybe in a few years…….

[Order] [Hereward]: u mite wanna wait on it lil longer

[Order] [Evanstone]: are you gonna go to college?

[Order] [Evanstone]: tradeschool?

[Order] [Aizar]: dude chill out

[Order] [Johngarden]: evan what is your agenda here LOL

[Order] [Hereward]: no its ok

[Order] [Hereward]: im in cc rn 

[Order] [Hereward]: on track 2 transfer

[Order] [Aizar]: hell yeah right on

[Order] [Evanstone]: ya thats good

[Order] [Evanstone]: i can barely do hs with no kid so that is impressive 

[Order] [Johngarden]: what? you been getting stuffed into lockers?

[Order] [Evanstone]: no no lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: i cant stay awake. dunno what it is

[Order] [Aizar]: so drink coffee

[Order] [Evanstone]: anyway

[Order] [Evanstone]: before you logged on hereward we were talking about xmas

[Order] [Evanstone]: you got any xmas plans?

[Order] [Aizar]: evan if you dont fuckin calm yourseld down i am literally gonna suspend you

[Order] [Aizar]: dont like to threaten orddies but will do it fr

[Order] [Evanstone]: i will shut up

[4. Craft Syndicate] [Zabyx]: LF 350ML50 jeweler to craft me 2slot necklace, i have mats and gold for *generous* tip  

/w Evanstone: you good dude??? LOL

[Whisper] [Evanstone]: that dude is lying about something 

[Whisper] [Evanstone]: dont know how i know but i know he is

[Order] [Rivola] gonna hop on my alt

[Rivola] has gone offline.

/r Evanstone: he barely said anything what would he be lying about tho???

[Rapallo] has come online. 

[Order] [Rapallo]: me back – miss me???

[Order] [Aizar]: yes

[Order] [Hereward]: ur riv??

[Order] [Rapallo] mmhmm

[Whisper] [Evanstone]: trust my sus meter jg

/r Evanstone: watch this

/r Evanstone: and dont say im active duty. maybe aiz will blow my cover there but trust me, watch

[Order] [Johngarden]: whats AAFB???

[Order] [Hereward]: andersen air force base

[Order] [Rapallo]: ofc lol

[Order] [Hereward]: in yigo guam

[Whisper] [Evanstone]: keep going lmao

[Order] [Johngarden]: what does your babymama do out there???

[Order] [Hereward]: lol. tbh idrk 

[Order] [Hereward]: she cant tell us

[4. Craft Syndicate] [Zabyx]: LF 350ML50 jeweler to craft me 2slot necklace, i have mats and gold for *very generous* tip  

/r Evanstone: can’t say why exactly

/r Evanstone: but i think youre right

/r Evanstone: somethings off with this dude

[Order] [Johngarden]: youre awfully forthcoming

[Whisper] [Evanstone]: see 

/r Evanstone: like hes giving too much

[Order] [Hereward]: ?

/r Evanstone: and not enough at the same time 

[Whisper] [Evanstone]: exactly 

[Order] [Hereward]: im an opem book

[Order] [Aizar]: dude

[Order] [Aizar]: dont start

[Order] [Hereward]: ?

[Order] [Aizar]: i mean jg 

[Hereward] has gone offline.

[Order] [Aizar]: …

[Order] [Evanstone]: ? 

[Order] [Johngarden]: ¯\_()_/¯ 

[Wolj] [says]: ok lets do this

[Wolj] [says]: (srry for taking a minute)

/s: oh DW yr good

[Order] [Rapallo]: drinkin eggnog

[Order] [Evanstone]: virgin eggnog?!?!

[Order] [Rapallo]: rofl

[Order] [Rapallo]: yes

[Order] [Aizar]: virginog

Sleigh bells ting and ling throughout the Dueling Kingdoms, which can only mean one thing: Snow Festival is here! Adventurers drop their weapons out of holiday compassion…for now… [Welcome to Version 2.36 – Full patch notes available online.]

[Family filter is TURNED OFF.]

[2. Trade] [Boorooboo]: love this fckin game on chrismas day

[2. Trade] [Boorooboo]: shortest colosseum queues of the year and my family isnt \ here

[2. Trade] [Zabyx]: roflmao

[Order] [Loukinn]: this is bad……

[Order] [Hereward]: y

[Order] [Loukinn]: im gonna get in trouble

[Order] [Hereward]: u wont

[Order] [Hereward]: i promise

[Order] [Johngarden]: am i interrupting something?

[Order] [Loukinn]: no. merry xmas jg

[Order] [Hereward]: merry xmas jg

[Order] [Johngarden]: same to you both

[Order] [Johngarden]: just you dudes???

[Order] [Loukinn]: you missed keoki

[Order] [Hereward]: ya we did oozing temple

[Order] [Johngarden]: sorry i missed it!!

[2. Trade] [Boorooboo]: i love living alone

[2. Trade] [Boorooboo]: living alone can fix anyone

[2. Trade] [Zabyx]: you are broken rofl

[Order] [Johngarden]: you wanna go again??

[Order] [Johngarden]: off duty for the rest of the day (thank effing god)

[Order] [Hereward]: u wanna?????

[Order] [Loukinn]: shit i gotta go

[Loukinn] has gone offline.

[Order] [Johngarden]: hehe

[Order] [Johngarden]: guess its just you and me man

[Order] [Johngarden]: got another run in you?

[Order] [Johngarden]: nothing to do here

[Order] [Johngarden]: base is dead

[Order] [Hereward]: im gonna log

[Order] [Hereward]: srry

[Hereward] has gone offline.

[Order] [Johngarden]: byebye prick

 

Emissaries from both kingdoms are missing! Last seen en route to a peace summit at the Diplomat’s Lodge—the only clue: thick, gore-flecked webs lining their abandoned peace-caravans. Could this be the doing of the Spider Viziers? Silken Parliament is now open for investigation by bands of powerful and well-equipped adventurers…if you dare step inside! [Welcome to Version 2.51 – Full patch notes available online.]

[Family filter is TURNED OFF.]

/join defense 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: anyone able to help?

[Order] [Aizar] i advise waiting until at least a day after mothers day to ask your mother for money

[Order] [Loukinn]: oooof lmao

[Order] [Rivola]: what happened? 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: arseholes killed the auctioneer 

[Order] [Aizar]: i mean

[Order] [Aizar]: she didnt give me the money

[Order] [Aizar]: lolololol

[Order] [Rivola]: u good??

[Order] [Aizar]: am for now

[Order] [Aizar]: idk 

[Order] [Evanstone]: dude…

[Order] [Aizar]: wat

[Order] [Evanstone]: i could have my dad send you a little money

[Order] [Aizar]: :/

[Order] [Aizar]: shut up biotch

[Order] [Evanstone]: no i mean it. he thinks this game is good for me

[Order] [Evanstone]: your my friend 

[Order] [Aizar]: im going to be fine

[Order] [Johngarden]: how about all of us cover your sub 

[Order] [Rivola]: ya thats a rly good idea

[Order] [Evanstone]: i will throw sown

[Order] [Loukinn]: moi aussi 

[Order] [Aizar]: thats really sweet of you guys

[Order] [Aizar]: but tbh

[Order] [Aizar]: could probably use a little less of playing this game

[Order] [Aizar]: if yall cover me i will sorta feel the NEED to make your investment in me worth it re playtime

[Order] [Aizar]: prolly not a good idea for me rn

[Johngarden]: OK that makes sense

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: they are camping the auction house just an update

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: omw back

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: you should bring some orddies theres 5 of em now 

[Order] [Aizar]: are there any actually good f2p mmos

[Order] [Evanstone]: imo no 

[Order] [Loukinn]: star wars ones kinda fun

[Order] [Johngarden]: guild wars 2 is pretty good

[Order] [Johngarden]: you have to buy the retail game still for $50 but no monthly sub just xpacs once a year if youre into it

[Order] [Johngarden]: ends up being cheaper by like half  

[Order] [Aizar]: i tried it when it launched but i couldnt get into it

[Order] [Aizar]: dont worry about it 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: orddies otw

[Order] [Aizar]: i should like read books 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: how many

[Order] [Loukinn]: yo not to be weerd but

[Order] [Evanstone]: books are good

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: we got enough

[Order] [Loukinn]: did u guys ever talk to someone on here called hereword something like that

[Order] [Loukinn]: mebe 3 months ago 

[Order] [Evanstone]: lil longer than that  

[Order] [Evanstone]: around christmas

[Order] [Loukinn]: ya

[Order] [Evanstone]: we did  

[Order] [Johngarden]: he quit/deleted without saying anything about it

[Order] [Aizar]: accounts fully gone

[Order] [Loukinn]: wher can u see that 

[Order] [Aizar]: checked characterfinder they have no character data for that name at all which means all the account metadatas gone which means the whole account is gone not just the character 

[Order] [Johngarden]: hmmmmm

[Order] [Evanstone]: told u 

[Order] [Loukinn]: whatd u tell him?

[Order] [Evanstone]: that he was…suspect

[Order] [Johngarden]: something seemed very off

[Order] [Loukinn]: it was my dad lol

[Order] [Johngarden]: whoa what

[Order] [Aizar]: pinnacle?

[Order] [Loukinn]: dont tell the mediator lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: whoa

[Order] [Johngarden]: was he spying on you

[Order] [Loukinn]: he wanted to spend more time with me he only gets one weekend a month

[Order] [Loukinn]: but this violated their mediation agreement  

[Order] [Aizar]: oh shit

[Order] [Rivola]: r u ok???????

[Order] [Loukinn]: yes ty lol

[Order] [Loukinn]: i am still processing life with my dad i will probably always be processing it 

[Order] [Loukinn]: even wen hes dead 

[Order] [Rivola]: its my fault

[Order] [Rivola]: i invited him

[Order] [Johngarden]: its OK dude gore plateau is tough as hell, i woulda brought him in too

[Order] [Aizar]: hehe

[Order] [Loukinn]: he was doing psycho shit anyways 

[Order] [Loukinn]: dont worry

[Order] [Rivola]: im sorry if i made yr life harder

[Order] [Loukinn]: u rly didnt – just an interesting wrinkle lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: i am a child of divorce as well

[Order] [Johngarden]: he knows LOL

[Order] [Aizar]: rofl

[Order] [Evanstone]: do i talk about it that much

[Order] [Johngarden]: yes haha

[Order] [Aizar]: and even if you didnt you kinda just like conduxt yourself like a child of divorce  

[Order] [Evanstone]: 🙁

[Order] [Johngarden]: no its OK 

[Order] [Aizar]: its pretty charming shtick in like a my dog skip sorta way 

[Order] [Evanstone]: wats my dog skip 

[Order] [Aizar]: its a movie about a boy whos pathetic until he gets a cool dog 

[Order] [Aizar]: the boy is frankie muniz

[Order] [Aizar]: agent cody banks

[Order] [Evanstone]: ah

[Order] [Evanstone]: do they kill the dog

[Order] [Aizar]: im not gonna tell you that youll have to watch

[Order] [Evanstone]: ok

[Order] [Evanstone]: ill put it in the queue 

[Order] [Evanstone]: louk do you play other vidya w yr dad

[Order] [Loukinn]: ya if hes in a ok mood

[Order] [Loukinn]: madden cod halo 

[Order] [Loukinn]: all the hetero games

[Order] [Aizar]: lmao 

[Order] [Loukinn]: sumtimes we play mario tennis 

[Order] [Rivola]: <3 mario tennis 

[Order] [Evanstone]: my dad wont touch em. but hes glad that i have hobbies

[Order] [Evanstone]: he is like a progressive dad reads books and decided to learn about games when i got into em and in the end he decided they are normal 

[Order] [Evanstone]: he wouldnt let me play m rated games but my mom let me play anything because she doesnt give a shit she was an army brat her childhood was like a novel she was quite neglected

[Order] [Evanstone]: also she musta known it would make me go over there more. it did 

[Order] [Evanstone]: she let me play any game except for games with violence against women

[Order] [Evanstone]: no grand theft auto 

[Order] [Evanstone]: in the end i had to convince my dad to be the one to let me play grand theft auto. i told him it was pushing the medium forward. and that they were no worse than like pulp fiction or 24 with kiefer sutherland 

[Order] [Evanstone]: and then my mom relented probably so id go over there more 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Johngarden]: do you guys need help?

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: we got their asses dw 

[Order] [Loukinn]: my parents dont understand that some video games are violent and have curse words and some didnt 

[Order] [Loukinn]: i mean they literally understand at least my dad does

[Order] [Loukinn]: but they dont make a distinction 

[Order] [Aizar]: my moms super religious = thinks all games are satanic

[Order] [Aizar]: for a while growing up there was a total ban in the household but she gave up 

[Order] [Evanstone]: you wore her down 

[Order] [Aizar]: once i hit like 13 i started to scare her because i was a person

[Order] [Aizar]: then i could do whatever i wanted

[Order] [Loukinn]: i can do whatever i want p much

[Order] [Evanstone]: i cannot

[Order] [Johngarden]: LOL

[Order] [Johngarden]: im in the same boat brother. except my dads uncle sam 

[Order] [Johngarden]: but at least theres hella downtime here on base 

[Order] [Johngarden]: everyone here games. even the vice-admiral has halo/guitar hero 

[Order] [Rivola]: these are the guys with the nukes 

[Order] [Evanstone]: but also its good to know theyre building eyehand coordination

[Order] [Loukinn]: lol

[Keoki] has come online. 

[Order] [Johngarden]: yoooooooooooooooo

[Order] [Rivola]: whats up k

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: sup

[Order] [Aizar]: hail hail order master 

[Order] [Johngarden]: louks been dropping bombs on us

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: o yea? wats goin down

[Order] [Loukinn]: my dad infiltrated the order 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: ???

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: tf u mean lol

[Order] [Evanstone]: dont worry about it

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: ??????

[Order] [Loukinn]: he made a second account rolled an alt and joined up

[Order] [Loukinn]: revealed himself only to me 

[Order] [Loukinn]: but he deleted

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: wat was his name

[Order] [Aizar]: Hereward 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: wtf

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: i ran that fucker thru magnet hills

[Order] [Loukinn]: he was violating a court order 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: so do i gotta call the cops??????

[Order] [Johngarden]: no

[Order] [Evanstone]: dont do that

[Order] [Rivola]: o.O

[Order] [Loukinn]: ya its ok

[Order] [Loukinn]: it was awhile ago 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: #strangerdanger 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: well not a stranger…u no

[Order] [Aizar]: but it all is pretty weird……

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Johngarden]: things still good?

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: ya ag

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: well i dont mean to diminish any revelations or watevr but does any1 wanna do queues thats y i logged on

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Johngarden]: LMK i am very close

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: or heroic blood forest 

[Order] [Johngarden]: heroic blood forest you say???

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: i do say 

[Order] [Johngarden]: got a daily in there 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: lfg 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: ok now we do need yr help johngarden

[Order] [Johngarden]: can you gimme 10 min

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: ya 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Johngarden]: OMW

[Order] [Rivola]: im guna join as well

[Order] [Rivola]: need blood cloth

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: ok hell ya 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: any1 else

[Order] [Aizar]: nah i’m gonna log 

[Order] [Loukinn]: im in queues 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: evan?

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: ah fuck

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clington]: they brought a lot of buddies… 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: evannnnnnnn

[Order] [Rivola]: i think hes afk 

[Order] [Johngarden]: need 5 min

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: yr good

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: evannnnnnnnnn

[Order] [Evanstone]: wat

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: heroic? blood? forest?

[Order] [Evanstone]: ok ok

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: yes

[Order] [Aizar]: pece friends

[Aizar] has gone offline. 

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: sup w her?

[Order] [Rivola]: shes broke 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Clio]: well im fuckin dead 

[3. Broodburgh Defense] [Johngarden]: samesies haha

[Order] [Master] [Keoki]: damn. same


Z.H. Gill lives in East Hollywood, CA, with his cat Hans. He edits Burial Magazine.

Read Next: ELMO GLICK by Matt Mitchell