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Each citizen was given a small apology to take home.

What started as a legitimate effort by the people of Salem City to root out those that used magic or supernatural powers to harm others quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt.

At first I didn’t mind living next door to a mad scientist but after a while I started to get irritated by the insane laughter coming from his laboratory at all hours of the day and night.

Has anyone else noticed the expanding universe?

Now just relax, take a deep breath, and try not to let your heart beat.

My friend from Waffle House says if you stacked all the sausage patties they serve in one day, it would reach the top of the Empire State Building. I say, why bother?

MOMS FOR LIBERACE !! WOODY WOODPECKER !! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PIGS !!