She emails me a PDF of instructions. The first is Learn to sit quietly with yourself. I feel that we have already skipped a step.
Emma Estridge is a writer from South Carolina who attends Wofford College. Her work has been published in Assignment, So to Speak, and The Interlochen Review. She has a Seinfeld habit and a cat named Birthday. He bites. You can find her on Twitter @emma_estridge.