Hank O'Neill

Hank O’Neill is an English and History teacher on the Colorado Front Range. His prose and poetry have been published in Bending Genres, Bare Back Magazine, and Reckoning. In his spare time, he loves playing soccer and staring out windows.

COAGULOID by Hank O’Neill

It tastes so god I can’t hav another bite I say — and the hole of evrybody jus shuts up like oh is she about to stop? Loud one second and then gasping like is this reel? I hear somone literallay go holy fuk is that the end of Mis Plasteek? They’re holding out ther phone recording as they say, Guys I can’t beleev I’m catching this on video, plees like and subscribe. Meenwile I see the Produser behind the curtain mouthing to me: okay nice, now milk it.  Which is jus wat we rehursed.  The guy with the phone…

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