THE NEXT, BEST DISASTER by Janna Miller
The rabid snails were completely gone. We would get our deposit back. Probably.
Librarian, mother, and minor trickster, Janna Miller has published works in places like SmokeLong Quarterly, Cheap Pop, and Atlas and Alice. Nominated for Best Small Fictions and Best Microfictions. Generally, if the toaster blows up, it is not her fault.