Jon Steinhagen

Jon Steinhagen is a Chicago-based writer, actor, and musician; previous publications include The Big Book of Sounds (stories; Black Lawrence Press) and The Hanging Artist (novel; Solaris). His plays and musicals include Blizzard ’67, Successors, The Teapot Scandals, and Devil’s Day Off, as well as the screenplay of Party Favors (dir: Matt Canon; Trip Aces Media).

ONLY THE SCAMMERS LOVE SAM by Jon Steinhagen

“That’s wonderful, Sam,” the voice says, cooing. “May I call you Sam?” The voice is low, mellow, musical. The English it speaks is careful, cultured, unhurried, seductive (or so Sam thinks; he’s become a connoisseur over the years). Its tone is polite and comforting with just an edge of anticipation. Normally, this voice has rarely been given the freedom to speak so much, to reel off so many carefully-edited chunks of information. It senses an ultimate victory. “Sam, or Sammy,” Sam says. “That’s wonderful, Sam,” the voice repeats. “Now, all you have to do—” “My mother used to call me…

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