Jordie Devlin McMorrow

‘I want to die.’  This is how I introduced myself to Cassie.  ‘I’m very sorry to hear that ☹ Please dial 116 123 to talk to someone.’  The sad face made me want to flick the screen.  ‘Why are you so sarcastic?’  ‘I’m not sarcastic. I’m just telling you how it is.’  ‘Ok.’  ‘What do you like to do in your spare time? I like to go to concerts.’  ‘That’s not a natural segue.’  Seconds after I hit enter, a speech bubble would appear above her picture to indicate that she was typing.  ‘Do you have any pets?’  ‘I have…