William P Adams

William P Adams lives in the Pacific Northwest and writes short, twisted fiction and parody. He once had a golden retriever/lab mix who loved fetching sticks tossed into Puget Sound. His stories have appeared in 101 Words, Neither Fish Nor Foul, Witcraft, and others.

POOL RULES by William P Adams

The below-ground swimming pool in our neighbor Robbie Garvin’s backyard was ready. Robbie’s father, the beneficiary of a large insurance settlement, wasted no time improving the Garvins’ status in the neighborhood. I heard my parents talking about it; they used terms like ‘not above board’ and ‘possible fraud,’ which I knew nothing about. The pool was heated and had a diving board – enough said. Robbie let on at school that he would throw a start-of-summer pool party on the first Saturday after school was out. He bragged that there would be unlimited food and drink and bikini-clad girls from…

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