INEVITABLE HOLMES by Oli Johns

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.”

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“Sherlock Holmes?” Sherlock Holmes.

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“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes,” Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes poker in his Sherlock Holmes, death validated.

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes?”

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“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes without Sherlock Holmes or Sherlock Holmes.”

Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes dispensing with decorum, face lucid Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.

“Given Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes old jars of solvent do more than you Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes?”

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Chapter 2: the game is a foot

 

Manfully Sherlock Holmes against the arctic wind, Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes in pursuit of M, his feet Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes?”

‘M M M M M M M M M M M M.”

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes cucked from the side, cucked from revisionism Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes station.”

Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes on the brink of infinite Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3: adrift in the fog

 

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Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes  Sherlock Holmes Watson strapped

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List of suspects [Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes]:

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Mabuse-like Technodrome

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Chapter 4: All is lost…

 

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“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes gum, Watson?”

“Sherlock Holmes.”

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes at his head. Don’t act so Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes, pasted in Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.”

“But Holmes!”

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Chapter 5: a most satisfying end

 

Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes knowing that M had four, five Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes the correct tavern?”

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes bleeding hard Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes. From that moment on Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes if he couldn’t send out the gift vouchers then Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes pay double, triple Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes doomed to patriarchy.”

“M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M?”

“Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes.”

“M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M slave to phrenology, contemplated M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M.”

“Precisely, Watson.”

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Oli Johns has had stuff on Spork Press, Nauseated Drive, Expat Press and has a short novel called KRV out with Schism Press. All other work goes on Psycho Holosuite

Art by Bob Schofield @anothertower

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