SOME THINGS FOR TODAY by Mike Topp Vampires
Vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors. But like how can they be such chill dressers? Just thinking out loud I dunno.
A True Story
Some influencers from NYC were visiting LA when they encountered a group of fashionistas. Words were exchanged and a fight broke out. Naturally the fashionistas got the worst of it. The next morning police were baffled. But then again police tend to be pretty clueless in general.
A Play
Julius Caesar: Bring me a salad or something.
Servant: Try this, it’s romaine and parmesan.
Julius Caesar: Mmmm…it’s good…I just invented it.
Mike Topp Mike Topp was born in Washington, D.C., and currently lives in New York City unless he has died or moved. Mike Topp is releasing two books this year; The Frontier Index, written with Raymond Pettibon. You can order it here. The other new book is American Air, from X-R-A-Y Books, which has a cover by Aram Saroyan and some drawings by William Wegman. You can order that here. Find him on twitter @MikeTopp.
Art by Steve Anwyll @oneloveasshole
February 6, 2023 · Fiction
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