Kaylee Howard

I am watching men kill pedophiles in Walmart online while my mother cooks dinner. I guess they don’t kill them directly — a self-inflicted shotgun spray to the skull will do them in after two thousand comments about his texts with minors and allegedly small penis appear in the comments. It doesn’t make the local news because they aren’t allowed to put suicides on the news.  My mom got the recipe for the pasta she is making from a blog that insisted on inserting ten paragraphs  of the creator’s life story before mentioning a single ingredient. I’m not sure if…