RETURN TO PLANET CLOWN by Nathan Hoil
Clowns vomit clown food. Clowns vomit anything dead that they find in the neighbor’s pool. I am looking so sharp I am made out of scissors. I do not remember a happier day. The lungs in my stomach are hungry for air but I go back in the house and try not to think about all the dead clowns in my yard. Not even my loved ones love me. “You’re too cute,” I say to a clown moments before they light me on fire. I always thought I would live to see my own ghost. The horizon is a drug…