Vampires
Vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors. But like how can they be such chill dressers? Just thinking out loud I dunno.
A True Story
Some influencers from NYC were visiting LA when they encountered a group of fashionistas. Words were exchanged and a fight broke out. Naturally the fashionistas got the worst of it. The next morning police were baffled. But then again police tend to be pretty clueless in general.
A Play
Julius Caesar: Bring me a salad or something.
Servant: Try this, it’s romaine and parmesan.
Julius Caesar: Mmmm…it’s good…I just invented it.