SOME THINGS FOR TODAY by Mike Topp

SOME THINGS FOR TODAY by Mike Topp

Vampires

Vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors. But like how can they be such chill dressers? Just thinking out loud I dunno.

 

A True Story

Some influencers from NYC were visiting LA when they encountered a group of fashionistas. Words were exchanged and a fight broke out. Naturally the fashionistas got the worst of it. The next morning police were baffled. But then again police tend to be pretty clueless in general.

 

A Play

Julius Caesar: Bring me a salad or something.
Servant: Try this, it’s romaine and parmesan.
Julius Caesar: Mmmm…it’s good…I just invented it.

 


Mike Topp was born in Washington, D.C. and currently lives in New York City unless he has died or moved. Recent books include The Double Dream of Spring: A Peg Sluice Mystery with Sparrow and Born On A Train with Raymond Pettibon.

Art by Steve Anwyll @oneloveasshole

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