GOTH TACOS by Paul Stinson

Tom wore black jeans, black Bauhaus t-shirt, no makeup. Three al pastor on corn, no onions.  Clayre wore the long black lace skirt, black and yellow zebra top, black lipstick. Two barbacoa on flour.  Tom was a lab assistant, Clayre a speech therapist.  Funny, Tom had a daughter named Claire, with an i, a fourth grade sweetheart whom he saw on weekends.  Funny, Clayre had a brother named Tom, a Grade-A turd who did real estate in Phoenix.  Was Tom the coolest, best looking guy at Goth Tacos that Wednesday? Nope. But was he kind enough and safe-seeming enough to…

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XMAS STORIES FOR X-R-A-Y by Kevin Sampsell

These stories are from Kevin Sampsell’s new zine, The 24 Days of Xmas.   New Smooth Santa Christmas was approaching, but Santa had no beard. He’d shaved it off that summer after his dog, Carol, gave him fleas. He thought he would be able to grow it back by the holiday season, but his face was still smooth as a baby. He couldn’t understand it. Long white beards ran in the family, from his father, Nick Sr., to his uncle, Walt, and brother, Richard. Even his sister, Nicolette, had a glorious white beard, which she often braided with garlic to…

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BABY PHONES by Elena Zhang

The babies are all born with phones in their hands. It hadn’t always been this way, but the babies needed a way to call poison control at their own leisure. At night, we hear the babies babble into their phones as we weep into our empty hands, while the soothing tones of the poison control operator tell them how to save themselves.

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SLUMBER PARTY AT THE END OF THE WORLD by Robert Helfst

We’re nearly there now – lids grow heavy as the sun sets on our species. It’s bittersweet, sleep’s surrender, a warm blanket wrapping around our aching bodies. It’s better this way, a relief to embrace our conclusion without a coda, to no longer carry on. In the end it wasn’t cancer or rising oceans or mass extinctions or other self-inflicted harms but a deep fatigue that hollowed us until there was nothing left to do but rest, finally, now and forever. One last shared sigh, releasing the weight of our communal sins, and then the comfort of an unending slumber. 

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NO NAME AND COOL PARTY by Erin Satterthwaite

No Name I looked at her picture to see if she was more attractive than me. I looked up her family’s ancestry to see if they had ever owned slaves. They hadn’t; they were quakers. I looked at the picture of my boyfriend and her when they were in Italy together. I had never even been to Italy and he knew this. Yet there he was four years ago eating gelato with her with his eyes closed and a big grin. He probably wouldn’t take me to Italy because I was dull and uncultured. She worked in academia at a…

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MIKE TOPP by Mike Topp

TODAY  Today a bully from my high school is coming by to beat me up one last time (he has cancer).    AMERIKKKA Of course Amerikkka leads the league in serial killers. There are a great many serial killers in town right now—because of NYC’s favorable tax laws and enterprise zones and the big serial killer parade we have every year, and because in a lot of our restaurants serial killers eat free.   A JOINER Here’s something you might not have known about me: I was a joiner in high school. Carbona Club, Whip-Its Society, Nutmeg Club, Friends of…

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