“ASS TOO WEAK” by Michael Seymour Blake


Michael Seymour Blake is the author of the art book 12 Days of Santa Crying. Shirts featuring his art can be seen on hot bodies around the world. He eats, sleeps, doodles, writes, lives in Queens, NY. He easily gets lost.


Fabulous (It’s True!) Website: MichaelSeymourBlake.com


Michael Seymour Blake is the author of the art book 12 Days of Santa Crying. He periodically sells stuff like shirts, pins, and zines. You can find him strutting down streets as if he knows where he's heading (but he never does). Guaranteed to stop and speak to your dog with childlike enthusiasm. You can find his work and links to his Etsy shop/Instagram/etc. on the oft-neglected michaelsblake.com. He eats, sleeps, doodles, writes, and lives in Queens, NY.

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