
In The Beginning by Mike Topp
MARATHON I read that this year’s New York City Marathon will be run single file, to kind of shake things up. FOUND I found a hat on the sidewalk and I think it might belong to you or someone with a similarly shaped head. HULK HOGAN I partnered with Hulk Hogan for a while, until I realized he was using up all my gasoline, liquor, dynamite, and toilet paper. Eventually I started to realize that there is an upside to being alone in the world. No, wait, hear me out. There is. THE BIBLE Out of sight, out of mind,








