Fiction

February 8, 2023

Mom counted five full-length films of him sensually posing in Late American Empire formal wear in different promote-me positions.

February 6, 2023

The next morning police were baffled. But then again police tend to be pretty clueless in general.

February 6, 2023

The train didn’t derail, though, when this happened. Would’ve been cool if it did, maybe. Anyway

February 1, 2023

A newspaper reporter is writing an article about the head on the stick. How it mysteriously appeared one day.

January 30, 2023

The baby gurgled and mawed. After getting passed to the last teller, he screamed a pitch so high I covered my ears.

January 25, 2023

I wanted a girl I could take my sunglasses off for. I wanted a girl that wanted to hold my reflection in the center of her eyes.

January 16, 2023

It happens more than a person might think, animals in the house. Squirrels nest in a closet, a rat snake curls up in the tub.

January 11, 2023

But as I looked through the photos, I grew more and more angry. The actor who played Wolverine wasn’t in any of them.

January 9, 2023

He was angry. He was scared of her. He was scared of the post office. Everything is on accident or everything is on purpose or everything is both.

January 4, 2023

What they couldn’t see: his heart pumping arterial and venial dilated with rage at being short but filled with fearless venom.